My goodness it’s been such a long time since I’ve blogged. It feels almost strange to be back, yet extremely comfortable all at the same time.
Life has changed radically since I last blogged, but we’re still a funny group and so I guess here is my first blog…
Goodbye again… for now at least…
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What is it with swearing and parents and kids?
This is me... I know gross... but true
I admit, I’m a potty mouth.
I could probably rival any trucker out there on a good day.
Recently my husband started putting me on speaker phone. Do you even know how annoying that is? I’m swearing away as happy as a clam and then he interrupts and says “Um… you’re on speaker.”
GRRRRRR
I’m going to put forth a huge effort to stop, but a friend of mine – also a PM – said it’s ok to swear, even in front of the kids as long as you put something kid friendly at the end.
Here are some glorious examples…
Mother F@%#!r Ice cream
Sh*t M &M’s
Dammit cup cakes
A$$ Hole Fluffy Fairy
The thought here is that the kids will only remember the ending so it’s OK to swear.
Hmmm… I’m still thinking about this one…
Anyhow, to my lovely spekerphone husband… we’re driving along one day and some guy pulls out in front of him and he says “F’in Jack Wad”…
Then Beanie questions “Daddy why is that man an F’in Jack Wad?”
Yes Daddy, why is that man an “F’in Jack Wad?”
That’ll teach him to continue to put me on speaker!
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So Beanie is really into chewing gum… I know, I know… not the best thing for her, but it’s sugarless… anyhow that makes Little Roo want it too.
Surprisingly she chews it – for a long time too.
Well I was in the computer roomand Beanie comes running in…
“Mommy, Mommy- Roo threw her gum in the toilet”
In toe – Little Roo, hand dripping wet, chomping away…
“I got it!”
‘Nuf said…
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